Marital Aid Review: A Hundred Tongues

Tuesday 07th 2006f March 2006
There is something Lovecraftian about Adam & Eve's description of its Helmet Hugger: "HUNDREDS of busy, tingly tongues inside lick tirelessly at your penis head and upper shaft," the copy reads, as beasts that comply with non-Euclidean geometries wait just outside this dimension to devour me. Our learned review after the gap. - G. Ponante
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While we thought Ripley blasted away the last Helme.. >>

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